That pre-show recap showing Benjen got me so hot and bothered. Well, I feel pretty dumb now.

Ba-babaarr-bah-ba ba-bah-baaar

That scene is actually the exact reason we watched the it. I was trying to convince my friends that the sound effect was actually in the movie - not just my imagination.

That kitchen scene…

I rewatched Jurassic Park this weekend and goddamn, that movie is still pure fucking magic.

"Dino-D.N.B.-"

"B-, we got a B- here. See, nobody cares."

We all have an office, okay!?

Ben^10

*It DONs on JONny that he can't think of a clever pun*

You jest, but seriously…

As if we needed another reason to hate Meryn "fuckin'" Trant.

STANNIS DID NOTHING WRONG - JET FUEL CAN'T MELT DRAGONSCALE

She should have told him to "Mark Kozelek-Deez-Nuts!"

My exact thoughts.

And Sloan grew up and changed her name to Mia Sara, and was never seen again.

"I gotta take a stand." *Sits down*

Sarcasm? In an internet comment? Well, I never…

You've just made me feel really shitty. (my comment was a dumb joke)

You've got a stone heart, sir/madam.