You're edging now, aren't you?
The A.V. Club

8. 999

7. 998

6. 997

5. 996

4. The fact that I lurked on this site since grad school (2010) but didn't make an account until there was an Inventory about shitty jobs (I think).

3. The one time I got an AV Club staffer to reply to a comment because I made a joke about Slack.

2. The part where I actively tanked my already shitty comment-to-upvote ratio.

1. The one where whenever Goonie wasn't on screen everyone looked around and asked "Where's Goonie?"

I'm trying to hit 1,000 comments, someone give me a prompt!

Kinjas hate Danson With Myselves

Blast "Everything Means Nothing to Me" and close the browser.

I?

do

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I never hit 1,000 comments. I truly am a failure!

Let's not get too hasty.

"Oh, tingle" - Kinja, observing all of our suffering

Late to the party, but as someone who has had to deal with multiple platform/CMS changes that come down from corporate, I feel for you staffers. This process is never fun and never seamless. Our commenting community takes a hit every time and it never quite bounces back. I wrote an article built on the Kinja system…

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