Damn, we're in a tight spot.

"They fucked in yonder can and skedaddled"

Imma take you to the big rock candy mountain.

It's fucking brilliant.

Gimmick accounts - catch the fever.

True Story: my 11th grade chemistry teacher looked very similar and was arrested for secretly taking photos up students' dresses and having large amounts of porn on his work computer.

*Tipper Gore's head spins off*

"Now I'm back with the boys, again"

“And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.”

“It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.”

It mo-mo-MOVED me.

"I need a paycheck / bought a jumbo jet"

Sounds like they could use some coffee and TV.

Not necessarily, abscond can just be a synonym for "flee".

The meth is out there.

Man, that fucking sucks. We were setting up at a venue and the sound guy never showed. We had to ask the bartender to go find the closet keys so that we could find the PA and then we had to figure out how they set it up.

Follow-up from last week - I was called down to HR in regards to my boss hassling cancerguy. I told the truth (which is to say, I did not defend my boss). So far, it seems they have taken no action (aside from maybe just telling her to stop).

Forever, and ever, violin.

Which makes sense, since Galactacus isn't a thing.

"The quest for clean laundry"