Including a montage of being angry while reading patch notes.

That stage is where my brother and I dismantled our "1 life and then it's my turn" rule. It just killed any momentum you were gaining.

"Give that man the $10,000."

I had 8 more puns to make, so I had to discard 4.

I'm too scared to make a joke - I'm shitting… blocks?

Lay it on me.

Settlers of Catan IV: The Search for the Remote

From Parker Brothers!

Settles of Catan II: House Rules

2 for 1, if you have the necessary port.

"Ghost of the Great Kanye".

Rebel without a Kozelek.

Lombardoooooooo! *Rips off shirt, puts new shirt on*

I've been doing it wrong all these years.

Louise punch-dancing is the best.

PARK LIFE.

Apparently, he stole an ICP shirt.

The State of Oklahoma for presenting legislation that would ban AP history classes in high school, due to them teaching too many negative facts about the ol' US of A.

Jesus christ.

It's rapidly approaching "this needs to go to HR" levels.