Mitte be.

[Walt Jr. puts Taylor Swift in a bath tub full of acid]

In like Flynn.

I saw Eagles of Deathmetal open for The Strokes. It was a hilariously one-sided show.

Went to a local brewery this weekend and got trashed off "tour beer".

Upvote for "Your Woman", that sweet piece of flash-in-the-pan 90's nostalgia.
Edit: Also, Fugazi.

Been with the same person for 6 years, does that count? All the snarky marriage cliches apply to us.

Right click "Your Profile" and open in a new tab to see your upvotes and such.

The Quaid: Redemption

This is one weird Mr. Show sketch.

It's like a prison… in your mind, man.

The only crime the ass-weasels are guilty of is killing Jason Lee. I mean, come on.

Weird Al is a liar. The Brady Theater is far from "fabulous". Also, I saw him at that same venue like 12 year ago.

OR DID HE!?

#EthicsInGibsonism

Medium leather.

I'm fairly sure she was at the 25th reunion, and asked Tom Hanks "what happened to me?"

"Debt is a lot like cholesterol." - A broke man with terrible cholesterol.

"Rebelliously Relaxing"

*Cups ear to audience as crowd chants "Nissa Nissa"*