"Ah, yes. I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit… or your horcrux!"

Change that to "Area Man" and you sold me.

KINGADANORF.

Anit-Spoiler Alert: I read the books over the summer, but I don't mind watching the show first.

This is great news. Now all the book readers have to avoid spoilers.

George R.R. Fartin.

I thought "Iowa" was the name of that episode.
Edit: Shit. Didn't see the joke below.

I'm honestly surprised it was not 4 gender-swapped Chris Pratt clones.

It's my favorite album, for sure.

That, or Three or Four are my two favorites.

I'd take everyone I know to a Disco Volante-era show.

But, we built all these mid-sized arenas named after fast food restaurants. We're just itching for some culture to be imparted on us.

*Sighs in disgust, then begrudgingly upvotes*

Ruh-roh…

Hopefully you don't ruin your tires and have to make a trip to the Rubber Factory… Thickfreakness?

Brothers, when The Big (waves) Come Up, you better hop in your El Camino or you might Turn Blue (from drowning, of course).

Dogfish Head has some pretty tasty beers.

"Air Traffic Controllers Fucking Hate Him…"

Step 2) [Radio Edit]

They are playing in my town on a Friday, so I will be going (and drunk).