Kraft? Look at "Mr. Hoity-toity name brand cheese".

They shoot horses, don't they?
Edit: Just saw the 'File under' joke. Fuck.

It's amazing to me how unanimously loved this band was when I was in school. Like, kids spoke in hushed tones about upcoming shows and bootlegged soundboard recordings. It was really weird.

Natalie Merchant slowly plots Xanderpuss' demise while stocking the bookshelf at Borders.

Yeah, that Raphael Bo-Jacksberg is full of shit.

I thought we said we wanted nothing to do with him!

I just want to remind everyone that Veep is a great show.

End Hits deserves to be higher simply because it has Five Corporations on it.

Didn't this happen, like, weeks ago?
Edit: I'm stupid.

Dowd and Dowder.

You're right, that is funny. Thanks, comedy!

You may consider simply posting all your articles in comment form.

Chris Gaines some weight.

That's what my dad kept telling me after his divorce…

That's actually pretty cool. Congratulations, internet person.

He filmed himself ripping up the contract?

"Oh, but Moe - the dank! The dank!"

"Heh."

It's basically fact. Well, fact fiction.

I used to commute a lot in grad school, so I listened to their show all the time. I really did grow to love its cheesiness. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.