It would make that weird grin he does after jokes even more disconcerting.

Or "Fart Bongo", depending on which region of the internet you are in.

I saw Jay do stand-up. His big finisher was a riff on the movie Basic Instinct and how risque it was. This was about 3 years ago.

2 spooky.

"Viewership will be through the roof!" - EO

Sounds pretty bad to Smee.

Clownly Clown Clown.

I like Sun Kil Moon. But, I also understand that Kozelek is probably a pretty shitty guy.

You, sir, are one period short of an ellipsis.

I would pay good money for a movie version on the comic where Peter Parker moves in with Johnny Storm.

Carol Danvers is the best. I repeat, the best. She made fucking Secret Invasion enjoyable.

I just want to let you know you are doing an excellent job.

"…I am of the night"

“Trying is the first step towards failure”

True story: I was watching First Wives Club, in which this song is heavily featured, just the other day. End of story.

Here in Tulsa, Prairieales.com has been doing god's work.

May our truths be ever clear.

Less filling, as well.

Hard facts.

It does.