I want [one]. I want [one]. I want [one]. I want [one].

I've never been a fan of these guys, so I may be a bit biased - but, Goddamnit I can't stand PR photos like the one above.

I actually picked it up again last night, after a few months of not playing it. I'll admit, it took a bit too long to figure out where I was/where I was going. But I was able to parse it out.

Inquiring minds want to know!

I'm at work, but I'm being lazy today, huzzah!

If I had thought it through, I would have went with "Cut/paste my post to pieces, this is my last retort". But, alas.

I was thinking the same thing. I'm imagining several dozen people scrolling as fast as they can to keep in front of the trolls.

"Cut my post into pieces, this is my last retort."

Click-bait is passe. It's all about scroll-bait, now.

I thought this was a Mr. Bungle cover band.

I bought Shovel Knight based on the review. While I was too late to join the conversation earlier this week, I finally got to play it a bit last night and I am already loving it.

This comment section is making my day so much better.

If you haven't yet, check out Hickman's Fantastic Four run - Franklin (old and young) is one of the main characters and it is absolutely wonderful.

I live on the corner of Mulholland Dr. and Revolutionary Rd. The bleakest neighborhood ever.

Is a Spambot a person once it makes a post? Or is it a person once the programmer conceives of the code? I think we all know the answer.

Spambots are people too. Terrible, not-actual people.

Last night - Penne noodles with tomato, basil and mozzarella. Mixed with oil, pepper and a little butter. Served warm. Fucking delicious.

So, the girlfriend was watching a documentary of the SCOTUS Gay Marriage decision. Holy shit, Scalia's questions made my eyes roll so hard I felt like Geena Davis in Beetlejuice.

Given that the 28th was a Saturday, I'm going to guess it was the smorgasbord of articles from Friday that bumped up the traffic (the Seth MacFarlane/Kickstarter article seems to have been picked up by other sites).

Let's congratulate AV Club for having a (recent) record-breaking week in traffic. June 28th gained to most unique visitors (cookie based) this site has seen since 2011 (and, presumably, earlier). Keep up the click-baity work, staffers!