I would just like  to remind everyone that this is the same man who wrote the Spaceballs novelization. Do with that what you will.

Precisely! It was all just a shell game to distract us from the price increase! They knew what they were doing all along!

Why use random setup? RISK is almost a let-the-computer-play-itself game anyway, so taking away the human-based initial setup removes the last vestige of human decision-making from the game.

Dude, let me just stop 'ya right there.

Clearly, Face and Lexi, you and I disagree about the old adage "If it's got an oiled-up, shirtless, muscle-bound dude wearing a chain and playing a saxophone, it must be good."

Clearly, Face and Lexi, you and I disagree about the old adage "If it's got an oiled-up, shirtless, muscle-bound dude wearing a chain and playing a saxophone, it must be good."

Double Feature
You want a double feature of films featuring the anxiety of a younger/less-mature kid watching an older/more mature sibling drift away into a supernatural and dangerous existence?

Ms. Carfagno is pretty attractive. I don't mind saying I'd like to have a threesome with her and her… dopple(r)ganger.

I'm not gonna use this bed…
…for anything except eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.

OK, somebody needs to do the world a solid…
…and combine this film with Nixonland.

Word. Fuck, also, Michael Sragow of the Baltimore Sun, who apparently is Michael Bay's ultimate fan. He does not like movies unless the stuff-blowing-up/stuff-to-think-about ratio is somewhere around 10/1.

Goddamn Upgrade Complete
Was going along just fine, kicking ass, upgrading the copyright statement… and suddenly all the upgrades on my ship disappear. All of them. Even my guns.

Goddamn Upgrade Complete
Was going along just fine, kicking ass, upgrading the copyright statement… and suddenly all the upgrades on my ship disappear. All of them. Even my guns.

***Sails the Spanish Main, taking vengeance on the Spaniards for the expulsion from Spain… except on the Sabbath, when he chills out and drinks rum***

Wait-wait-wait, more importantly… do we not remember the use of their "Take a Bow" in the second(?) Watchmen trailer? Pretty bad ass, I must say. Granted, the only two Muse songs I know are Knights of Cydonia and that one, but still - both pretty awesome, especially when presented in context of other things that are…

Wait-wait-wait, more importantly… do we not remember the use of their "Take a Bow" in the second(?) Watchmen trailer? Pretty bad ass, I must say. Granted, the only two Muse songs I know are Knights of Cydonia and that one, but still - both pretty awesome, especially when presented in context of other things that are…

"Pull the other one, for it hath bells on"
Who's the Pratchett fan here?

At least I don't work for Jews.

Of all the movies about the troubles…
…my favorite is Michael Collins. I mean, the guy had a hell of a career, smoothly transitioning from a partisan fighter and statesmen into the sort of stoic man who could stay behind while Neil Armstrong takes all the credit.

That would make it very difficult for reporters to file the following story: