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Thirded, strongly thirded, by the manager of a dwarf team called the MetroGnomes.

Well, the way she was phrasing it, it was pretty clear that by "New York/Hollywood entertainers" she meant "Jews." I'm surprised she didn't just go all-out and blame this on the "Eastern money interests." Poor taste, Palin, poor taste indeed!

If you get lost…
…you can always look for a friendly ranger station. They're easy to spot, as they tend to walk around on a giant chicken leg.

Yeah, I have to say, 90% of the appeal of "Inglourious" is just for the validation it offers those of us who are meek, unassuming, and prone to accounting and medical fields.

ZMF, my friend, I hear what you're saying. However, I am one of those folks who feels Godfather II was better than the first one (like Empire Strikes Back was better than New Hope). It really nails all the goodness that a middle-of-a-trilogy movie can bring - the darker turn, the "hero" having to deal with

Zeno's Apartments: If you lived here, you'd never quite reach home!

@ MHJ - What are we doing posting here? It's tax season! We have accounting to do!

Damn you Quiet Wyatt! I was lying in wait, ready to pounce with the Neeeeerdddssss! Only to find that I am pre-empted by you!

Black Bolt, you got fuckin' something to say to this prick?

To the list of 8 or so "All I know" things, above, I can add only this:

Not a race thing, but the one reassuring fact about Michael Steele is that he has never succeeded at anything in his adult professional life. OK, that may not be completely true, but it probably is. He got his ass handed to him in a Senate race against the quietest Jewish guy you could imagine. The Repubs in Maryland

Nightmare realm horror, eh?
Does it resemble Lovecraft at all? 'Cuz I could really enjoy me some modern Lovecraftiness.

Wow… yeah… because I really felt this comment was good enough to merit being filled out in triplicate. Sorry guys.

I don't know why they bothered with Cary Grant…
… because clearly, Obi Wan Kenobi was her only hope.

I don't know why they bothered with Cary Grant…
… because clearly, Obi Wan Kenobi was her only hope.

I don't know why they bothered with Cary Grant…
… because clearly, Obi Wan Kenobi was her only hope.

Maybe it's like the Bloods/Crips thing, where you just can't say the word "right" if you're a super liberal. Amileft, guys?

Big Lebowski case is, I believe, a bowling ball. It sounds pretty cool, I don't know if it actually improves anything.

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Did anyone ever get caught in a machine, and their hand got cut off, and the hand came back to life and started killing people?