Even better… you can have a Krispy Kreme Hamburger
(with bacon and fried egg!)

Xanderpuss: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Oreo Cookies?

Based on that B&W photo up above, it looks like an old Shia Lebeouf

*Betty White, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, & Wendie Malick get angrily drunk at a Bennigan's*

♫ H, A, double-N, I, G, A, N spells Hannigan
Proud of all the Irish blood that's in me
Divvil a man can say a word agin me
H, A, double-N, I, G, A, N you see
Is a name that a shame never has been connected with
Hannigan, that's me! ♫

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Now look what you've done AV Club…

♫ This here's the story of Cassius Clay
Who changed his name to Muhammad Ali
He knows how to talk and he knows how to fight
And all the contenders were beat out of sight

ESPN Receptionist: (Over PA System) Skip Bayless… Paging Skip Bayless… you have a package at the front desk…

He would constantly harass himself via the twitter account

How is this not fucking called PITCH P3RF3CT?

"I prided myself for never having seen even one second of "The Big Bang Theory", and then I accidentally saw just a picture of it on The AV Club, and now I live in a van down by the river!"

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever float your umbrella with the devil in the pale moonlight?

*Weird Al Yankovic angrily parodies Rick James' Super Freak*

Calling all these movies "heist" movies is like when Netflix says

Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that Michael Jace is guilty?

[Police raid NBC "The Biggest Loser" studios, find contestant in bathroom with drugs]

Sarah Jessica Parker wins the Belmont!!
Ridden by Jennifer Garner!!

Here's the first thing I remember about playing Doom…