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Johnny Cash NEVER shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?!?

I got a "The Big Bang Theory" notification for this??

Shin Cloverfield

only until the next Kentucky Derby

He's now being represented by The Law Offices Of Poon

SPOILER:

ILLEGITIMATE - NOT ENOUGH VODKA OR CIGARETTES!

"When Heaven turns away its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people - sent here by accident"

S'all good, man!

We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!

Bad Lieutenant: A Cat's Purpose

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
















OF CUCK!

Santa Claus sues Sleigh Bells for allegedly ripping him off

Just wait until we send them
Dr. Tongue's 3D House Of Stewardesses
3D House of Beef
3D House of Slave Chicks, and
Tip O'Neill's 3D House of Representatives

Everybody speculated…
we figured you were either Usain Bolt or Jimmy Hoffa…

Robert Downey Jr.: Shoot them again!

…tells the tales of pathetic struggles in a most relatable way…

It will be a gritty procedural, where RDJ wakes up in a different house every week, trying to figure out how he got there

TL;DR

He had two assistants both named Wong, but lost one after a horrific traffic accident, because - 2 Wongs didn't make a right