The top picture looks a little bit like Dan Aykroyd when he did the "Julia Child" bit on Saturday Night Live…

I have some Grandpa Munster/Morticia Addams fan fiction that can easily be retrofitted for this…

I feel like Sir Edmund Hillary!

Oscar Isaacs in

It's a new brand of Japanese rice wine from the
Mitt Romney vineyards

Beefaroni…Beefaroni…Beefaroni…Beefaroni…

♫ Shirtlifters of the world
Unite and take over ♫

When Bush was in office, it was

"Always have your Spade neutered"

JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!!!

Spitzer's already doing a bird act in Branson called

Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

You tell everybody. Listen to me…You've gotta tell them! Ramen is made of people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

*Robert Morley angrily tweets picture of his Academy Award nomination*

Omellette Du Fromage!

Available June 1: Tits

BURN!

That picture looks like a bored Rachel Maddow and Bruce Willis are at a City Council meeting

"I didn't believe in anything until I heard the Nickelback song 'Rockstar' - now I know I have a purpose in life!"

After a few bars, she turned to the backup band, waving her hand and
yelling "Stop! Stop!," then said to the audience, "I'm sorry, ladies and
gentlemen, there's no reason to do this song here,"