Roland: [in basement of tower] It's alright… it was just a fuse…

*40 year old "Meta Gimmicky Username" crawls across AV Club ceiling*

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was 'Better than Ezra'. And at number two: 'Ezra'.

"So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they suin' everybody out here."

The original name was

They'll never be able to do any of those album covers with dogs, unless there's a real one of Bono licking himself

Groucho, Harpo and Chico

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Little girl blue.
Little girl blue who?
Woody Allen!

as always,
Second prize is a set of steak knives condiments.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

TOO SOON (yi)

THE T-REX THAT MADE ME ERECT

Woody Allen turned into Alfred E. Neuman so subtly, we didn't even notice

"Madonna's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."

Newsflash: Purple Rain to be covered by…

"You've ruined my 19,000 dollar TEAC turntable!"

low-budget horror movie from the 60's

In North Korea, party line tows you!

How is this not called Kill Zone 2: Electric Killaloo?

He WAS good in Pulp Fiction, but it's ruined for me now because one of my friends once said "It's like 'Vinnie Barbarino' grew up to become a hitman"