and they're selling those cheesy biscuits at the concession stand

"Holy Shit!!"

It's like the band CHVRCHES…

It's like a Winnebago for your holes!

For an encore, they'll do Ultravox' "Danzig With Tears In My Eyes"

That his real name was "Dick Van Dyke" but he got tired of all the "Penis Van Lesbian" jokes??

All these songs and no one picks "Hollywood Babylon"???

♫ She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure ♫

HEYYYY …check out the kid with the sombrero…
there's a good-looking youngster…

He died doing what he loved…

♫ Anthony bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why?
Why?
Cause he didn't want TOU-PEE! ♫

Everybody knows Jungle Jack Hanna is the ultimate Beastmaster!

as always,
Second prize is a set of steak knives

You guessed it…








Joe Estevez

*listens to MIDI of "When Doves Cry" in his memory*

Fans Left Wondering What Happened
When Lauryn Hill Performs 9PM Show At 6:43AM Earlier That Day

"Let's get some guys from 'Animal House' and 'Porkys' and do a teen sex comedy! They'll have to build an annex to Fort Knox to house all the money from this!"

The Snakeful Eight
3000 Miles To Snakeland
Plissken & Cash
Captain Ron (Snake's Easygoing Brother)

I once argued for 15 minutes with Hayden Christensen about Star Wars, and then finally I told him "Fine, I'll take the Happy Meal with the Jar Jar figurine!" and he told me "That will be $3.37 with tax."

[explaining why he quit his job at the bakery]