I got a "Don Johnson" notification for this??

Wish I could make it to this, passes or not…

Odile: Franz, let's go do some crimes.

*Joel Schumacher angrily tweets George Clooney's costume measurements*

"Those heads quit talkin' a long time ago…"

"We can look forward to the day scientists will be able to study the Women Without Bones and answer such questions as "What time is it?" and "How come no bones?"

Enjoy every handwich

♫ Got a sword I've got to get it put it in you
Got a sword I've got to get it put it in you
Got a sword I've got to get it put it in you
Revenge for my master, can't stop continue

and he helped a man in Reno get proper medical attention,
just to see him live

I am pleased to announce that E! Entertainment Television has picked up my new show "Do You Like Me? Yes, No, Maybe" to begin airing on Valentine's Day 2017!

Jack White to roll out free 1930s hospital x-rays for eligible album projects

Chevy Chase: And now with tonight's commentary; Miss Emily Litella.

Her 8-track was #2 on the Creem Magazine Top 400

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

Craig Kilborn took my order at Arby's the other day!

"I've got chunks of shows like you on my Tube."

"Thomas emerges with all his fingers intact…
Jimmy Fallon? Not so much…"

*Pizza Rat dies trying to drag box thru subway*

[professional safecracker attempts code entry to Prince's vault]

How can I care about any of this, when I just found out a place in NYC is making a pizza box out of PIZZA! You can eat the box your pizza came in!