Thomas Jefferson Vs The Blood Sucking Monkeys From
West Mifflin, Pennsylvania

Tyler Durden: You are not your TPS reports; you are not that no-talent ass-clown Michael Bolton…

"Jersey Girl" had heart, but "Football In The Groin" had a football in the groin.

MOVIE TIME WITH ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

Ryan Rosling?
Russell Rowe?
Robert Rowney Rr.?

You can't even pour cement right, you hockey puck!

#70??

I vote for the "William Castle" style electro-shock gaming seat

It looks like a crazed county fair worker drew pictures of Turkey Legs
on his face

*Verne Troyer begins consolidating 'Austin Powers' money*

Pharrell's Arby's hat

This video and song raise several questions…

An Ode To AVIATO

I still have my learner's permit for the Internet…
I get my regular license when I post 100 comments about how Trump is the next Hitler

People are all bent out of shape on this, but I give the guy a pass…
I think his (ineloquent) intent was to frame this as an historic "I remember where I was when I heard…" moments. Like when the Challenger blew up, or Kennedy was assassinated, or John Lennon was killed, etc. You know, when a tragic event effects you,…

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea
was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so old she was a crossing guard when Moses
parted the Red Sea.
Yo…

I Vaughn To Be Alone
The Revaughnant
Vaughntum Of Solace
The Vaughntom Menace
Malibu's Most Vaughnted
Vaughn Torino
Vaughnstantine
SpongeVaughn SquarePants
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Vaughns
Vaughnan The Barbarian
Vaughntastic Four
Vaughnderlust
Anchorman: The Legend Of Vaughn Burgundy
A Fish Called Vaughnda
Vaughntasy Island
Th…

Danny McBride's head looks like a bowling ball that found a way to grow hair

Yeah, a stoner would never have a pubic hair on a Coke can, because he's too busy making a bong out of it.

[knocks on door]
"It's me, Jabroni."
"Jabroni's not here"
"No, I'm Jabroni!"