"You've been buttled!"

Radiohead: "It'll be Pan-Asian ukulele music with a dash of eastern European/Russian folk!"

Law And Order And Jason And Freddie
Castle (Full Of Ghouls)
The Librarians (That Ate My Brain)
Murder She Wrote

Was it a not-too disguised version of Goosebumps, called
GentleHerpesBumps?

["Mooney At The Movies" reviewing "The Last Samurai"]

*Jon Gruden angrily drives to New Mexico*

I got a "Dexy's Midnight Runners" notification for this?!?

(Warren Buffett invests all his money in scarves)

How about Wilson Phillips & Miles Davis?

Based on that photo up above, you get a 2-for-the-price-of-1 with Jonah Hill

"Loki’s a villain because he was captured. I like villains that
weren’t captured.”

"I got the results of the test back… I definitely have slaves."

"And remember sports fans… on Sundays we have the XFL!!"

Just like when he used to hide in his hotel room mini-fridge before Indy 4…

When you someone beat it?

Grace: Oh, he's very unpopular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all hate him. They think he's a crappy dude.

Lil' Blaster: Everywhere you look… MAD CRUNKS gonna be poppin' off!

[Woman paging through Cosmopolitan at Burt Reynolds' picture]

Is this movie an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

Come Die With Me
The Best Has Already Come
The Reaper Is A Tramp
Doom River
That's Life