'Of Mice And Men' action figures from MEGO!*






* dead mouse not included

Argo Hide Yourself
Armageddon Outta Here

Repair Guy: Mr. Marshall, your yacht has quite a few problems… the motor needs rebuilding… there's some rot and mold in the main stateroom, and we haven't even gotten to refinishing the hull…

*Sean Connery angrily tweets idea for 'Name Of The Rose' series
to Betty White*

Life is like pinball.
Sometimes you tilt.
Sometimes you're special.
And sometimes you're like me, and you get an extra ball.

"You know how it is, man, when you get a bit older. You're trying to provide for your family, you know, and it just isn't working out. And you're grown up and you feel like you just don't understand life anymore. You know how that is? Here's a song about a car."

directed by Paul Greengrass,
starring Danny Tree-jo and Ione Skye

The Celebrated Jumping Prog of Calaveras County

*Taco Bell keeps selling chalupas*

She's also got a couple of long lost nephews -

I thought most school districts phased out Gym class???

Drumpf Of The Will

That thing gave me an aneurysm just looking at it

Webdings or GTFO

The Enforcer is great because it has the scene where Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry introduces himself as "Larry Dickman"

"Weird Science" style…

Honest to blog??

He has always had nothing but great things to say about you!

Speaking of food…
has anybody seen the new Kraft Mac & Cheese commercials featuring…

Jehovah's Fried Chicken?