*Tupac Shakur angrily tweets Bugs Bunnys' annual carrot consumption*

*Jack White angrily tweets Stan Lee's iTunes playlist*

#MayersSoPink*






*twitter hashtag hijacked by overzealous Oscar Mayer
social media (hotdog division) intern

MEAT DEPARTMENT

♪ Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I watched 'Dirty Grandpa' about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
Everywhere I roam
Over land or sea or foam
If I see a movie this terrible…
Show me the way to go home. ♪

Yes, but now, Manning has mastered the stunning self-sack/pass-completion that he unveiled during the Steelers game

He'd figure out a way to walk out of it, selling "Hot Lava Cooked Pizzas" buy-one-get-one-for-a-penny

But a great jug of Kool-Aid

Recaps are for people who can't afford better tires.

My Time/Your Time

DJ Supersoak: It's the most underground festival EVER! NO water bottles! NO protection from the sun! And absolutely NO Port-a-Johns!

Rosalind Cash is looking good*




*for all the old people out there who remember "The Omega Man"

*Patrick Swayze angrily tweets Little Debbie snack cake secret recipe*

[the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage]

Dad: Well, you see, son, there's a planet called Tattooine, and a young boy called Luke Skywalker…

You forgot "Chocolate Rain"!

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MIRANDA SINGS!

When you someone march it!

LOUSY MUTTON OF LAMB

Why were they laughing in English?