Classic Poe*






*Dameron

Now that everyone knows the secret of the ELO score, Tinder has decided to go with the "Traveling Wilburys" score…
When asked about this change, Tom Petty said, "Would you ask Billy Bob Thornton that question?"

Here's some money. Go write about a star war.

"It was my understanding that there would be no math."

"YORAM WHAT YORAM!"

and his "of the Looms" are down there pretty far too

Note: Smoochie died on the way back to his home planet

Yeah, but when they think they've won, it's really kind of like Milton in the movie "Office Space"

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Charles Bukowski's last known address*

Interviewer: …and Matt, one final question - how come we've never seen you and Jesse Plemons in the same room together?

She did a spot-on impersonation of Paul McCartney during the last musical number

Tyler Perry's Hell Hath No Fury Like A Jesus Thorned

Yes, but is Feces the proper plural form of Fece?

♫ You got a fast car
Han's got a plan to get us out of here
I been working for my Uncle Owen
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into Mos Eisley
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living ♫

and the roommate's name??

Bobby "Boris" Pickett…

If they mashed this up with that Ryan Gosling thing and called it
"Confused Travolta Won't Eat His Cereal"
it might just crash the Internet for good

SPOILER!

Gathering Maple Syrup With The Royal Canadian Mounted Police - Presented By Molson!

Hell, even sexploitation director Doris Wishman,
(who made such classics as Dildo Heaven and Keyholes Are for Peeping)
had to use a male pseudonym early on in her career…