¡Rob!

The Crow-bler
Crow-n Ups
You Don't Mess With The Crow-han
Crow-py Gilmore

"Take my flight…please!"

That actually is a football made out of Piglet's skin!

**obligatory Jack White songs printed on old x-rays reference**

It looks like Jimmy Fallon

"Chicken Parm and 17 picks"
"Injured reserve you taste so good"

His name is also an anagram for -

are you sure it wasn't Giselle?

"…Peyton Manning, age 50, in a mobile cart…"

My sister said he looks like what you'd get if they started remaking "Madea" movies and cast him in the lead

except for the "Steve Martin" part with Omelette du fromage
which roughly translates to -
"I'll have a shoe with cheese on it & I wanna massage your grandmother."

What's your greatest strength?


How would your boss and co-workers describe you?


What are your salary requirements?


Where do you see yourself in five years?

♫ Violent dry heaves
Cotton mouth
Start of the year
Has already gone south

The first cavemen created movies by etching scenes of hunting and gathering on stone tablets, and by dropping them on the heads of fellow cavemen, created the illusion of movement!"

*Tiger Woods angrily tweets Martin Sheen's home address*

I don't have Amazon Prime, so I did Nazi it…

How about a mashup of the two best ideas ever??

Right before the wedding, Griffith and his friends go out into the alley in their tuxedos, and beat each other senseless…

"… And then the music softens, the lights dim,
the mood grows serious.
Cher, in her Victorian coat slowly walks forward . . . .
her hands in a muff…"