Fonzie Killed Chuck

they need to install a "Massengill" button

Grab some "freedom fries", and make fun of Gerard Depardieu?

"I guess the old carcass still has a little meat left on it…"

"Adult Version Of 'Highlights' Magazine Might Have Confirmed That Goofus & Gallant Are A Couple"

I was at a cash machine when another old man came up to me and asked to check his balance.
So I pushed him over.

Orange Is The New Flavor Of Metamucil
Agents Of D.E.P.E.N.D.S.
Bones (Are Brittle)
C.S.I: Cancer Screening Information
The Plaque List
Better Call Apostle Paul
NCIS: Boca Raton

This is my Friday night-drunk-DVR show of choice

Either Bills fans are just getting historically shit-faced during tailgating or they have some of the deepest pockets in the league, because Buffalo has some of the highest beer prices of any NFL stadium…

Jason Pierre Paul's blown off finger could have done a better job last week

I was surprised that nobody mentioned any logos/themes from TV…
I used to hate the little fanfare/song from the Screen Gems logo when I was little kid.

This week, the Denver Broncos are on their bye…
but unfortunately Peyton Manning was intercepted twice while trying to pass the peas at Sunday dinner…

Kornheiser (who is otherwise an idiot most of the time) has been calling Bradford the "Human Ace Bandage" on PTI all year, which sounds like a better nickname than MVP

Not this weekend they're not…

They need to merge the Browns with the Eagles…

I heard this movie was going to be about a mummy con-woman, who stole money from the other monsters called

"You pulled the trigger on my love gun!
See Ronnie, his dick is the gun!"

♫ TV
I'm hosting on TV.
I'm packing my suitcase
Hey, look out, Lorne!

"For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only TV show, so that everyone who believes in him will not see it, but have eternal gratitude that it was postponed indefinitely"

The Grand Barkapest Hotel