I swear I'm not doing this on purpose…
… but the first Parker book Cooke adapted was "The Hunter," not "The Hunters" (plural).

I'm starting my "Save The Secret Circle" campaign now!
Let's all start sending Witch Pez dispenser to the CW. You guys still have the address from the "Save the (INSERT FOX/CW SHOW HERE)" drive, right?

Billy Mahoney FTW!
All of today's bonus points go to Publick and Hammer for their "Flatliners" reference last night.

Maury!
I refuse to believe that Maury Povich could be all those locations at the same time, and instead that he has lookalikes, Saddam Hussein-like. So is the plural of Maury Povich "Maury Povii?" "Maury Poviches?" or "Maurys Povich?"

I don't know many churches that would host a wedding between two women. I'm just saying.

I AM a design geek and I've been loving it as well. It's pretty fantastic.

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It's…

Theme Week
Between this and the Jet Blue guy, you can't just turn in a resignation any more. David Blaine is probably already working on his extreme version of quitting some job right now.

Maybe Spencer talks like Foghorn Leghorn and calls her "Hot Ol' Piece-o' Ass." I do declare.

We'll know for sure next month when Maxim has the special HOPA issue.

Vocals
Eddie's guitar, Alex's drumming, DLR's showmanship aside… the secret ingredient to Van Halen is Michael Anthony's backing vocals. I'm just saying.

Does the Vampire sparkle when crime is afoot?
God, I hope to read an interview where the creators claim they have a seven-season story arc planned out.

It's hard not to read a bit of the author into his creation
And one of the things O'Malley seems to be saying about himself with this volume is that the man digs women - cartoon or otherwise - with sexy shoes. Seriously, he had some lavish detail going on with the footwear here.

Marco!

I just read this as "A New Nightmare From… M. Night Shyamalan." As in "A new nightmare of storytelling and wooden acting from the master himself."

Write on!
I got "You Write Like Zodiac Motherfucker" which is fucking righteous! It may be because I submitted my all-caps fan letter to Jason Statham as my writing sample.

I hadn't, so thanks. That's pretty dead-on, actually.

It's IKEA!
"…but he's dealing with more characters over a broader playing field, which undermines any attempt at Dragon Tattoo's impressive darkness and claustrophobia."

Where's the "Indifferent Button?"
Who plays SuperPoke?

RED
I don't know why the kept the name, because this barely resembles the Ellis/Hamner series. This is like an A-Team/Grumpy Old Men mash-up.