"Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's move the film festival to someplace like Bolivia," let's MOVE THE FILM FESTIVAL to someplace like Bolivia"

More like "The Failing," amirite?

I so desperately want to reach back through time and adjust the tracking on whatever VCR they transferred this from. Oh, and since I'm back in time I'd also give Elliott a hug and tell him "It will be all right."

I've never watched Girls and haven't really been too aware of Alison Williams up to this point. Is she a product of some Amanda Peet cloning project I hadn't heard of before? Maybe spliced with a little Natalie "I'm not the one on the fucking Today Show, you guys" Morales? If so, excellent work, Science. Slow clap to…

Unbelievably, this article is the FIFTH result when you google "Jessica Simpson Machiavelli."

Either motor oil or brains, depending on where you stand with the hated "is O'Neal a robot or zombie?" debate.

To clarify -  I don't really think it is Marvel's reasoning behind this event because I can't see any feasible way for it to work, but it's just a vibe I get on a very small level (especially since there are two current Marvel "universes" and Peter Parker isn't technically Spider-Man in either of them). And when Sony…

Some small part about all of this almost seems like Marvel is somehow trying to do a smoke and mirrors trick to wrestle back control of the Spider-flick franchise. Like they'll some day be able to tell Sony "Ha ha! you only have rights to 'Doc Spiderpus!'" and run off with their own Spider-Man of a sort. I have no…

The Spider-Men mini - especially the issue where Peter talks to the Ultimate Gwen and Aunt May - is a great read.

You never know how much you miss having Michael Keaton in your life until he shows up on something like WTF and is awesome.

The "In the interim…" paragraph was my favorite. I was picturing it as a montage sequence set to The Zombies' "She's Not There."

Make it a Kickstarter and I'm down for a few bucks. I wholeheartedly love that movie and character.

( Edited by author for clarity so people don't think he's a bad father )

If anything, this season is "ADHD porn." It's all over the map with no intention of having a cohesive storyline.

I have not been loving Fatale as much as Criminal and even Incognito. But I'm not a Lovecraft fan by any stretch, and it may read better to me in one complete session, as opposed to buying the singles as I have been.

"Could I BE having any less sex?" - Obligatory Chandler Bing Impression

Big congrats to Carnival for snagging the coveted "Ad You Have To Watch Before The Video Of An Actor You've Never Heard Of Pissing In An Airport Terminal" space. It gave me a good 20 seconds to reconsider my decision to hit that play button.

It’s the perfect book to start reading during an airplane flight; it can be finished by the time the plane lands, and left behind in the luggage rack without regret.

It’s the perfect book to start reading during an airplane flight; it can be finished by the time the plane lands, and left behind in the luggage rack without regret.

I actually watched "The Sting" again last night, went to sleep and woke up this morning to the news of Mr. Durning's passing. Sad to hear. I don't know why, but watching "The Sting" this time, I was struck by how much he reminded me of Michael Chiklis in that role.