If it's OK with you guys…
I'm just going to go ahead and blame George Lucas for this too if that's OK. I just don't have the energy to remember all these names of people remaking this and reimagining that.

@bascule: I should have clarified - he had already capture the hearts and eardrums of Europe, but was trying to take America by storm. And that's sadly almost an exact quote from the Hoff Himself.

I have also never seen an entire episode of "Baywatch…"
…but for some reason I have watched the 2-hour E! True Hollywood Story *about* "Bawatch." Terribly entertaining. The schadenfreude one gets from watching Hasselhoff trying to capitalize on his fame and launch his music career leads me to think that story would…

Wow, Johnny! It's like you're looking in my windows!

Magnificent. Simply magnificent.

Hey, I like Thomas Jane!
Cut the guy some slack - he just wants his kids back!

@TomWaits

I have to agree with Flashman… I don't even think Kate Jackson was Kate Jackson's favorite.

I have to say…
…that hearing a cartoonishly-pretentious Frenchman like Ludo say "I want to beat them with my quesadilla" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I want to make it my ringtone, in fact.

Michael Jackson?

Buckley
I guess I never realized until seeing that picture that James Franco should really play the lead in a Jeff Buckley docudrama.

I read it in serial form and enjoyed it, but yes, it was padded. The very last chapter though - heartbreaking. Made it worth the journey for me.

Ringing Endorsement
And this moment is a testament to the professionalism of the team of top engineers who assembled his hair. He didn't lose his hat, bandana or wig!

Sorry John Clavis, but I have to laugh that the thing about Galifianakis that creeps you out is his beard. Be sure to see him live, because no amount of words can describe seeing that beard AND a Little Orphan Annie outfit on the same person, lip-synching "Tomorrow."

As in "Mr. Carradine was the good kind of crazy."

Baby, you ain't kidding.
The world just got a little less crazy. And I mean that in a good way.

Gotta give Mendes credit…
Most of the time when a director is talking about his actors while promoting a film it seems like they're just blowing smoke up everyone's asses for the sake of diplomacy, but his assessment of Maya Rudolph seems rather genuine.

Mike D
And just how can he be so skinny when he lives so phat?

Tucker McElroy!
Lead singer and driver of the Winnebago!

Goddamn you Quentin Tarantino
I'm actually starting to spell "Bastard" as "Basterd" in my head. I initially thought this post was rife with misspellings.