Camouflage Leia

We have to go to my mother-in-law's birthday party this weekend, along with dozens of other people, all of whom I am 100% sure will be there just because they will go anywhere there is a party and they can drink for free.

Beatles - You Won’t See Me
Psy - Gentleman
Oasis - I Am the Walrus (live)
Tesla - Love Song
Katy Perry - Chained to the Rhythm
Godsmack - Awake
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (acoustic)
Lisa Stansfield - All Around the World
Buddy Holly - Heartbeat
Echo and the Bunnymen - New Direction
Magic System - La danse des magiciens
Milow - You…

My grandfather's nickname was Putter, because he used to walk around farting without realizing it.

We discovered that the old video rental store from when I was a kid, Jumbo Video, not only still exists somehow, but they also sell old Nintendo games now. It is very tempting just to go buy them…just, all of them…

Everything did indeed go well with the doctor last week. Apparently I am never really going to be "cured", but she said things looked great. Everything is healing properly, and I appear to be perfectly healthy otherwise. There is still a bit of thyroid tissue, but it's not growing and it will probably shrivel up and…

She is, but then she got to train some new interns, and then those interns are training another set of new interns, and so on and so on until the show becomes unprofitable.

The mayor of Toronto once tried to ban the Barenaked Ladies from performing because of their name.

The hottest porn is Egyptian paintings of the sky goddess Nut having sex with the earth god Geb.

Pre-emptive Hooray This Shit

I know all the words to O Canada in English and French, but I never sing it, because national anthems are all ridiculous.

Aw, I kind of liked swooping in every once in awhile to remind people that "Reposted Lt. Broccoli comments" isn't me.

But we lost J. Geils and Charlie Murphy, and that was just this week!

I hate it too. Uniform Leia and Camouflage Leia are superior.

Dr. John - Right Place Wrong Time
J. Geils Band - Must of Got Lost
Herman’s Hermits - No Milk Today
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich - Hold Tight
Dead or Alive - Brand New Lover
David Bowie - This is Not America
Jan and Dean - Dead Man’s Curve
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The Ballad of the Sin Eater

I went to the Medieval Academy of America conference in Toronto over the weekend. I haven't been back to Toronto (well, not the university campus) since I graduated 6 years ago, and I saw a bunch of old friends and professors, I found some time to visit our secret medieval library on the top floor of the regular…

Aw, no one I guess. They're weirdos but they're good friends.

I like how it's still awaiting moderation two years later.

Peanut butter sandwich on "Dutch crunch" bread. I don't know what Dutch crunch bread is, since it looks and tastes like regular white bread, but that's what the label says.

I've pooped in the woods before and I would do it again.