My son is being bullied at school again by the same asshole kid who was picking on him before and who is definitely a future psychopath. My son is an even bigger weirdo than I was at his age, so he is a magnet for bullies. No matter how many anti-bullying pledges and anti-bullying assemblies and anti-bullying…

In 2014?

"Dad, what did you do during the resistance?"
"I tweeted amusing Latin anagrams of Reince Priebus' name."
"…"

In university I saw a basic "[Name] was here", but it was the name of someone I went to high school with. I mean maybe that's not too surprising since almost everyone I went to high school with went to the same university…but still.

I never remember to make a note of dozens of songs like the rest of you. Well, here are 5 songs anyway.

My son discovered Goat Simulator. It's not entirely appropriate for a kid, maybe…but it's pretty fun.

Deep Purple - Flight of the Rat
Simon and Garfunkel - Anji
Tragically Hip - 700-Foot Ceiling
Dave Clark Five - Catch Us If You Can
Missy Elliott - Work It

There was a march here as well, but I didn't go…instead we were clearing out the post-flood basement to prepare for renovations. We knocked down a totally useless storage room that the original owners added to it, so now we have a much more space down there.

No, but it's on the shelf so I can give the appearance of intending to read it!

Yes, he's on the Canadian version too, Dragon's Den.

I only know what I've heard on the radio, but that stuff is pretty great.

I'm doing some research and I discovered that there is an unpublished PhD thesis from 1984 that would be super incredibly useful for me. Someone already did a bunch of work I needed to do, and it's in English! Unfortunately since it was never published, it only seems to exist on microfilm. I even managed to track down…

My son and I were on the floor laughing at GLaDOS' songs.

Judy Garland - Trolley Song
Patsy Gallant - From New York to LA
Erykah Badu - Love of My Life
Cracker - Get Off This
Emm Gryner - Summerlong
Sublime - Doin’ Time
Bobby Brown - Humpin’ Around
The Smithereens - Behind the Wall of Sleep
The Four Tops - Standing in the Shadows of Love
Olivia Newton-John - Living in Desperate Times
Y…

Noted asshole and person who thinks he is the Canadian Donald Trump, Kevin O'Leary, would also like to be a political leader.

I watched Days of Future Past and didn't understand a single thing, then I remembered I hadn't seen First Class.

Steinbrenner.

I made a gimmick Twitter account for all the Latin anagrams of Reince Priebus' name:

I picked up "Foreigners and Their Food" by David Friedenreich, which is about laws against sharing food or eating with people of other religions in medieval Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.

Meanwhile all his cabinet appointments will be confirmed and all we can talk about is whether he may or may not have been peed on.