Aaron Neville - Everybody Plays the Fool
Bruce Cockburn - If I Had a Rocket Launcher
Beatles - Any Time At All
Mojo Nixon - I Got a Crazy Wife
Waylon Jennings - Lucille (You Won’t Do Your Daddy’s Will)
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better
Lisa Loeb and Craig Robinson - Feel How U Feel

I was 3 years old so my memories of that era are spotty at best.

George W. Bush is reading reports from Iraq and notices that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed. He drops to the floor crying, he's completely inconsolable.

Odds - Jackhammer
Maroon 5 - Don’t Wanna Know
Rare Earth - Get Ready
Beck - New Pollution
Metallica - Moth into Flame
Saga - On the Loose
Stevie Nicks - Silent Night

The basement flooded…again.

He was on Big Bang Theory recently. He's looking pretty decrepit…

I still one piece of the floor from that castle, which got stuck in my Lego box. I sold all the rest of my He-Man stuff when we moved when I was a teenager.

I wish everyone would call it Pizzaghazi. -ghazi is a much more hilarious suffix, and also you can't go wrong with words with three Zs.

You should post the Bible verses where Jesus says he has fulfilled the Old Covenant, so nothing in Leviticus matters anymore.

My daughter is pretty much fully toilet trained now, which is good!

Kool and the Gang - Get Down On It
The Sheepdogs - Who?
Rappin’ 4-Tay - Playaz Club
Kathleen Edwards - Six O’Clock News
Randy Bachman - Takin’ Care of Christmas
Headstones - Cubically Contained

If only Donald Trump's parents hadn't given him billions of dollars and kept bailing him out when he fucked up.

It's all Seth Meyer's fault.

Well I don't know him personally…but I know you're talking about Sam Oosterhoff.

Legal institutions in the crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem! Fuck yeah!

I have nothing else to say except that I hate that fucking kid.

I got to give my yearly lecture in one of my old university classes. It's funny getting dressed up to do a job for free, while I normally get paid to work for my real job sitting at home on the couch.

You ever notice that Rob Paulsen sounds exactly like Gene Kelly?

Ace - How Long
Pearl Jam - Immortality
Keen’V - Ma vie au soleil
Dave Edwards - I Hear You Knocking
Death Cab For Cutie - Good Help Is So Hard to Find
Cake - War Pigs
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV show theme song by Whoever It Is That Sings That

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