The doubled guitar riff in And Your Bird Can Sing is fucking tight.

Ariana Grande - Into You
Tenacious D - Inward Singing
Boyz II Men - End of the Road
E.G. Smith and the Power - Keep on Runnin’
Bastille - Send Them Off
Wide Mouth Mason - Midnight Rain
Rolf Harris - The Court of King Caractacus

Could there be a Wiki Wormhole about people who castrated themselves? Starting with this guy, and W.C. Minor, and…I dunno, there must be more.

I don't usually, especially because I don't like biting them…I guess my teeth are too sensitive to the cold. But I couldn't feel anything so I was really chowing down on it.

I think I'm allergic to Ibuprofen…I took an Advil once, probably at least 15 years ago now, and I had trouble breathing and got hives. Was it the Advil? I actually have no idea. But I tell people I'm allergic to ibuprofen anyway.

I almost hit a guy and his kid at my son's school, because it was a bright winter morning and the sun and the snow were blinding me and I just didn't see them crossing the parking lot. I saw them in time and they were fine, but still..

You're drunk already!

Tylenon 3 gives me constipation. Senokot softens my stool. Trying to exert myself to poop while not popping my stitches gives me a hemorrhoid.

I had my surgery last Wednesday! I am now no longer a fully intact human with all my original parts, as I am missing one (1) thyroid. They also took out the giant lump of thyroid cells that were not where they were supposed to be…but it turned out that they were even more extensive than they thought, and they had to…

Geddy Lee has been making videos about how much he loves the Hip. It's full of stuff like "well I don't really understand what they're talking about and the music is really simple. But somehow it all works out".

In fact the Rough Riders beat the Roughriders in the Grey Cup 3 times, and the Roughriders beat the Rough Riders once!

I found a lump on my neck at the end of May - it turned out to be thyroid cancer and it's getting removed (tomorrow!), so about three months from start to finish.

When we were renovating our kitchen, there was a pencil-written note behind the wall from a previous renovation, who knows how long ago. The note said "Sorry Gord. -Glen". It was the most Canadian thing I have ever seen.

I tried buying tickets for all the shows in London and Toronto but I couldn't get any, everything was sold in milliseconds. I never got to see them at all! I figured they would just be around forever and I would eventually see them someday.

I have a surgery date for my cancerous thyroid lump! It's next Wednesday so I won't be able to post here, which is the real tragedy.

Haha, GLaDOS.

Better than Ezra - In The Blood
Meghan Trainor - Me Too
Doughboys - Shine
Oasis - Don’t Go Away
50 Cent - 21 Questions
The Ventures - Pipeline
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns

Hockey in the winter, any of the running or swimming events in the summer. "Who can travel this distance the fastest" is the most exciting part of the Summer Olympics.

That picture of the Rock up there is what my brother-in-law thinks he looks like, with the shaved head and goatee and desperate attempt to make people think he's a real police officer…except he doesn't have the physique or the charm or the gravitas or the intelligence…

Thanks to the thing I fucked up with work that I probably mentioned a couple of months ago, I didn't get the money I needed to pay my taxes; I shouldn't have depended on that, of course, I should have been saving it throughout the year, but I didn't, so here we are.