It's where they keep the cane from Citizen Kane.

My wife is binge watching Gilmore Girls…again.

Yeah, me too. I don't want to lose my AVC account. My upvotes! My precious upvotes!

I had a vasectomy, and the doctor told me all about how the vasectomies were perfected by Nazis experimenting on concentration camp prisoners. Er…neat?

I wanted to build a replica of a medieval cathedral in Minecraft, but I've forced myself not to play it, because if I started I would never stop.

I didn't like Disney World much when we went when I was a kid, but I did spend a ton of time playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game in the resort.

That kind of worries me. What if he totally implodes and has to be replaced with someone competent? That would be much worse.

Age of Electric - Remote Control
Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
Bob and Doug Mackenzie and Geddy Lee - Take Off
DNCE - Toothbrush
Canned Heat - On the Road Again

Hooray: I can read my Disqus notifications again!
Fuck: I can't reply to them or upvote them in the little sidebar.

Me too! We even learned about etiologies and Yahwhists and Elohists and Q documents…it was actually enlightening.

He's got a tibia coming out of his wherever.

Me and my wife just started watching it too. I suppose it speaks to us as people who accidentally had a baby when we barely knew each other. Or we just like hearing Irish people insult each other.

There was a dwarf in the retinue of King Henry I of Jerusalem, who was too little to prevent the king from falling out a window to his death. The dwarf was trying to grab the king's robe, but was also pulled out the window and died.

Justin Chambers was in a movie called Hysterical Blindness with Uma Thurman where they both had ridiculously stereotypical New Jersey accents.

The only worthwhile thing about this match was the Ronaldo's face-moth, and all the Twitter comments that followed.

Don't you have a little magnifying glass at the top right? Search still works for me.

Remember when Iraq was involved in a horrific war with Iran and America was Saddam's best friend?

I've been picking up work from another translation company, which almost exclusively asks me translate from German to English…I should probably take that off my CV, because even though I did study German once upon a time, and theoretically I can read it and translate it, I am definitely not in any way bilingual in…

INXS - This Time
Elton John - Still Standing
Temple of the Dog - Pushin' Forward Back
Drake and Rihanna - Too Good
Stone Temple Pilots - Dancing Days
Ian Thomas - Right Before Your Eyes

Caught up on season 5 of Game of Thrones, and finally started season 6.