He's a consultant who teaches kids about the band Ministry.

Right! I mean that goes without saying. She's hilarious. But criticizing her looks? I don't get it at all.

Amy Schumer is beautiful. I was going to make some sort of argument, but…I dunno. That is all.

Fuck it, I love that song. I liked Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl even.

Seems like it would be a softball to make that relevant for modern audiences - climate change, refugees, endless war, famine…that's an amazing time in history. I would be interested in hearing how you found the book unsatisfying!

I finally took back volume 2 of the medieval Knights Hospitaller cartulary and picked up volume 3.

We're getting a bunch of trees taken down in the backyard right now! I kind of didn't want them to get cut down. It was a big mess back there, it blocked the sun and the grass didn't grow, and there just a lot of crap where mosquitoes were breeding. But it was kind of a nice little wilderness, maybe the kids could…

Just call it the Tolerability Index! Not like we ever paid attention to what was actually in the article anyway.

Public Enemy - Bring the Noise
Coldplay - Adventure of a Lifetime
The Gossip - Heavy Cross
Liz Phair - Polyester Bride
Refreshments - Banditos
Pete Yorn - For Nancy

My son hurt his foot in a bouncy castle, then used it as an excuse to get out of gym class for a whole week. I was actually kind of impressed.

Coming to America was the first movie I saw with nudity. It was at a kid's 9th birthday party, and for some reason his parents let us all watch that. When I realized what I was seeing I exclaimed "those are girls!" and everyone laughed at me.

My geode must be acknowledged!

Lens flare is how you know they're talking to ghosts on Saving Hope. There's literally no other way you could possibly know!

No. But Jim Rash was on it recently, and he's cool.

I haven't seen it even once. My son was…not the intended audience? Also he hates watching movies. My daughter was too young for it when it came out and we have just avoided it ever since.

Anything that had an accompanying music video in the mid- to late-90s. Especially Heartbreaker.

Mom's Night Out, which is actually a stealth "faith-based" movie, which makes it even worse than it already was.

Your mom is cute? Pics or GTFO.

It's a chapter in a book about the ways the crusaders used the Bible in literature, art, etc. My part is about how they used it in their legal system.

Kate Nash - Pumpkin Soup
Blink 182 - Rock Show
Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph
Ian Thomas - Painted Ladies
Trashcan Sinatra - Opportunity Knocks