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I got peer review on an article I submitted that was really positive. "Extremely interesting!" Exclamation marks!

My favourite Kathy Ireland movie is the one in the dream I had about her when I was a pre-teen.

I figured it would be My Little Pony for John de Lancie.

Judas sells Jesus for 30 beads.

Does the Internet have Bible concordances? Of course!

The Bible says we are stewards of the environment, where "steward" means "it is ours and we can do whatever we want to it, also fuck you", just as God intended.

Harper may or may not be a malfunctioning android, but there's no way he's as bad as Cruz.

Oh nuts…I don't usually get to watch it, I just play along when Jay S posts them here!

Yes and it was amazing. Most of the people from the movie were in it…except Alicia Silverstone.

I haven't seen much British standup, but there was one guy who was the funniest comedian I've ever seen…Russell Kane? Or was it Russell Howard? It was a guy named Russell on an episode of Live at the Apollo.

Rachel Blanchard from the Clueless TV show…that show was very important for me as a teenager. I mean the movie is great, but Blanchard is Cher in my mind.

Michael Vartan of To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar?

I forget how it works in the movie, but in the books he's already one of the king's advisors and then gets corrupted by Saruman.

I've seen Rocky several times, but I have only ever seen Rockys II-V in French, which is kind of weird. In Rocky IV, Ivan Drago says "I will break you" instead of "I must break you". That's totally different! It's not that he simply going to break Rocky, it's that he needs to break him, he can't stop, it's something

I guessed Edmund Hilary, who is not British, and probably wore something warmer than shoes to climb Mt. Everest in a year that was not 1954.

Katie Morgan hosted a show about sex toys, but she hosted it naked. That was weird.

It's better than Wuthering Heights though.

One of my high school teachers said that whenever he was called for jury duty, he would tell them his job was "educator". He also dressed up as Voltaire sometimes and he would commit to the part for the entire day, no matter if you were in his class or not.

It seems like if Kane doesn't score, then no one scores at all and they lose in a shutout.

When Book died, I assumed that was Whedon's required unexpected death of a main character.