This review is dumber than True Blood and far less delightful. Warlow believes that he owns Sookie, having had made a deal with her ancestor, and wishes to possess her, not kill her. This has been repeatably mentioned on the show that this reviewer has theoretically been paid to watch with some attention. True Blood…

No? I would say that pouting about criticism of a show (or article) that you're a fan of reflexively isn't a particularly mature stance to hang your hat on.

Huh, that is a pretty grossly reactionary response to a book you haven't read. All cherry picking arguments out of context, ignoring the fact that there is TONNES of really problematic racial shit in classic Who - actors performing racial caricatures in yellow-face, thinly drawn "savage" stereotypes playing off of…

Thants, you are vastly overestimating how little I give a shit about anyone's opinion on this besides myself. Like, yours is a laughably pompous response and it is kind of sad to read. Did you think that you had the argument that would open my eyes? If so, are you some sort of fucking moron?

Citric, 3D isn't a replacement, you doof. It is a different tool set, better for some forms of filmed narratives than others. You should develop the requisite skills because it makes one better at viewing any film, 2 or 3D. You are slow and weak at watching films and they will soon surpass you.

amalgamate, don't double down on really mediocre jokes. Shitty humour isn't flattering on anyone.

FUCK YOU THAT'S MY NAME

FUCK YOU THAT'S MY NAME

What's your name?

What's your name?

Futurama last year was mediocre and generally remained lingering on the household DVR until boredom overcame us. Putting something this shitty as the first episode of the season makes me want the show not to exist, its writers murdered and my memory of it erased.

Futurama last year was mediocre and generally remained lingering on the household DVR until boredom overcame us. Putting something this shitty as the first episode of the season makes me want the show not to exist, its writers murdered and my memory of it erased.

Uh, yes? I mean, when it shifted from weird unfunny racism to a Men's Rights allegory and then capped things off with a grape soda joke I can't say I was distracted much by any comedy even accidentally emerging from the script.

Uh, yes? I mean, when it shifted from weird unfunny racism to a Men's Rights allegory and then capped things off with a grape soda joke I can't say I was distracted much by any comedy even accidentally emerging from the script.

Ugh, the first episode was deeply, deeply, deeply unfunny line to line and then, of course, sub-Family Guy racist and misogynistic too. It is indefensible TV and I'm done with the show.

Ugh, the first episode was deeply, deeply, deeply unfunny line to line and then, of course, sub-Family Guy racist and misogynistic too. It is indefensible TV and I'm done with the show.

Fuck this kind of bullshit cultural appropriation. Since the American novelist has gotten so shitty at capturing their own sense of self, they need to cast out to try for something pretty and foreign and yet also incredibly unambitious and safe?

Fuck this kind of bullshit cultural appropriation. Since the American novelist has gotten so shitty at capturing their own sense of self, they need to cast out to try for something pretty and foreign and yet also incredibly unambitious and safe?

Pretty sure the least I can do is continue to not watch a pretty yuppie MOR sitcom.

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