Eh. I still think he's a douche.

[shoves Corey's shoulder] We'll see about that, asshole.

My profile picture may indicate that my entire comment was a bit ironic.

He's not remotely hot, especially with those stupid specs., intentionally messy hair, etc. At least he doesn't sport some fey little goatee, but perhaps that would help disrupt the whole "old lesbian" look.

I'm on the fence about ditching Harlow for something else. I maintain a degree of secret amusement about the history of that screen name, even though I don't like it. I don't like my real name either, so I'm accustomed to the indifference.

Jumping onto the pile
My gym just got all new machines, which seems to have pissed off and confused everyone, since nobody knows how anything works anymore. And now I can't even sit on my ass, getting fat and wasting time, without encountering the same sort of grumbling puzzlement.

Get them both together and let them scissor it out, I say.

I thought it was funny, regardless. Don't apologize.

I'm doing "the Carlton" right now.

She was probably sentenced to that kind of women's prison where the inmates all dress in denim cutoff shorts and knot their shirttails at their midriffs. You know, the one with the dominatrix guards and the sexy bitch-queen of a warden.

I wrote the same comment but hesitated to post it because it seemed like a blatant firstie. But, damn, she is hot, and I certainly like her style.

SPOILER (probably): He kills himself and donates seven pounds' worth of organs amongst the seven people, as atonement for the seven lives he took when he caused the car accident, in some sort of clumsy allusion to Shylock's "pound of flesh" demand from the Merchant of Venice.

"Probably the most adequate film of the year. See it if you feel like it."

I'm not sure where he said it — maybe on Howard Stern — but Fox amusingly acknowledges a peculiar recognition in the black community solely for "Teen Wolf." Apparently there have been countless occasions where other people (including Stern, I believe) have confirmed this, when a black person approaches Fox and…

Man, I love the Jackson 5. All the child abuse from their domineering father kept them one hell of a tight band.

The average human head weighs seven pounds, so I'm hoping Spacey's character from "Se7en" makes a cameo at the end of this movie and ties it all together, perhaps disguised as Santa Claus for the added Christmas-movie cash-in. Smith opens his present on Christmas morning, discovers Rosario Dawson's head in the box,…

Rosario Dawson's character just happens to have a heart condition. I doubt it has anything to do with the plot or Smith's character's desire to redemptively give her the gift of life at the cost of his own.

Mark Ruffalo is one of my favorite actors. I even saw "Reservation Road" just because he was in it, for God's sake.

Let's give a hand to David Spade and the "Hollywood Minute."

I'm referring to the extra "o" in her name, of course. Sorry.