George Lopez may cause thoughts of suicide.

Sarah Palin?

I think Denzel is driving it in that new movie.

Rod Blagojevich.

They can stay there.

Guy drives a Dodge…

I watched it on purpose myself - and I did it right: rented it from an automated Blockbuster kiosk at a convenience store.

Everyone's bitching about the CC mask. Jesus, it's the Snake Eyes mask that really wants to make you chew your own foot off.

Maybe he should look to Michael Richards for an endorsement.

More like the MatchMaker.

Never heard of Channing Tatum
Any relation to Drederick?

*Wilson Phillips hold on*

This Ming is a psycho.

Warming to ZMF is inevitable for any consistent reeader here, but the ass kissing has always been ridiculous, as it's fairly obvious that's not what he's after.

Jeez.

To the Taintmobile!

100% Buttafucco fiber.

If Sandra Bullock gave an interview like that, we'd all love the *interview*, even if it didn't turn us around on the woman or her talents per se. It's always great to see a performer talk openly and, yes, even a little aimlessly about their career as opposed to yet another instance of a harried cast member on a…

*joke about the french and Jerry Lewis*

I liked some of 1, but it's true that Green Goblin is intolerably goofy.