They were manufactured and ready to ship eighteen months ago, ET.

I think we should intertwine our tendrils, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I thought Scarecrow was a pretty major villain.

Interesting…
but probably also sad.

Best Headline Ever
period

There's no such fucking thing as liberalism in the fucking American news media. Is that a fucking joke? Fuck.

That is VERY retarded in the ass.

I already feel like I've been waiting an eternity for the season 2 DVD.

I read papyrus and vellum scrolls for entertainment exclusively.

I'd much prefer a daily porn industry update at the AV Club than any more discussion of The Jersey Shore.

"Jersy Whores" is simple, but effective.

Thanks for letting everone know for the third time.

This thread is gay.

I thought the key to an Oscar was a spike in the head.

I'm curious as to how culpable Leno is in all this. Is there some reason he's not stepping aside, like a gentleman, for the second time? Is he 312 cars short of his goal or something?

Cadbury Cream Eggs. These were such a staple of my youth that to this day, whenever I see a rabbit, I expect it to start clucking.

I think the target audience for romcoms just happens to be people who find comfort in predictability. Horror/Action/Scifi films play up the novel aspects because, presumably, their audience likes being *excited* by things. Romcom fans prefer slipping into a warm bath with a cup of their favorite godawful herbal tea.

It'd be nice if The Time had more of a voice in the mainstream media.

People were expecting it long before that. Belief in a coming apocalypse is a human constant, not a specifically christian fantasy.

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