According to Child Quest International lists the annual statistics for kidnapped children thusly:

Oh, hey Towelie. No, thanks.

Funny, it was just like that down here, too. And everywhere else. The world must be going mad.

Well, no, not many people are rushing out to make that claim. That's what maeks the book saleable. It's "the dad-fucking that elevates Arrival from an unusually sordid, drug-sodden child-star tell-all to a pop-culture phenomenon." Or, in other words, the one-step-further attention-getter that distinguishes the book in…

I have no opinion on the veracity of Phillips' accusations, but it seems to me that the state of the media and pop culture, the endless narcissistic behavior of celebrities, and the increasingly desperate, crude, and ridiculous lengths to which B-D listers in particular have been going to make a buck or get their name…

Let's not even get in to "Creeque Alley."

And now some people here who really love Colin Quinn. I don't get it.

The World Cup in 3D?
Oh, THAT'S going to be pretty fucking exciting indeed. Soccer in 3D. Awesome.

I also find it a tad strange that someone has any significant hatred in their heart for a virtual nonentity.

Does this app include a picture of a schooner?

That is a lie.

I like my Robert Downey Jrs scrambled with psychotropic drugs and slathered in lots and lots of panic sweat.

How is that possible? I thought the guy had the entirety of middle American troglodytes completely within the vice-like grip of his Svengaliesque enchantment. Didn't he get better ratings than the last 15 years of Law and Order combined?

McDLT is right, methinks. The difference between Gallagher and Carrot Top is that Carrot Top (bad as he may or may not be) had the class and good sense to segue into self-parody when he became a punchline, rather than to become irate and insist (in all seriousness) that what America needs now is "more Carrot Top."

Flo shaking her head at the screen in disappointment
Look, lady, I don't have to take your shit.

I played Richard the Third. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once - now look at me. Look at me!

Snootchie bootchies.

Art should be emotion that can topple tyranny
Presumably the tyranny of all you big-city, elitist, pro-education, homosexual socialists who hate America. It's the populist art of rebellion, right here. Thomas Kinkade.

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And what about hopelessly one-dimensional assholes? Where are we supposed to find luuuurve?