Pooches.

Maybe we should make that the next ad campaign for U.S. tourism - America: Land of Smelly Dog Farts.

*Rin Tin Tin walks out*

It's probably just
people accidentally purchasing this when they go online to get the Bob Saget box set.

What? Why?

Ad Diabeetus.

Valentine's Day may cause thoughts of suicide.

I have no intention of contemplating Patrick Dempsey on MY TIME.

Whoa, Canyonero!

Are you an assassin?

Marmaduke masturbates in front of his therapist.

I just hope it's as good as Underdog.

Either you really want to run away, Marmaduke, or you want people to *think* you want to run away.

Just wanted to point out
that Tom Petty was AMAZING in The Postman. Best fucking actor of our generation.

I think some human dude becomes, like, some alien dude, like, outwardly. Like an avatar. Or something. Then, explosions.

Gwen Demarco: Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board?

I had a friend who spent some time in the Congo and, apparently, chimps are unbelievably dangerous. If you're male, they castrate you before eating your face. Keep in mind, chimps don't carry knives. I'll just let that sink in.

Project X?

I'm afraid this thread is something I cannot allow to happen.

The best thing about Nabin's pieces is that someone posts that at some point for every one. And they're all right.