You know this is how Von Salsa dresses.

Whatwhatwhat? This better be about pizza.

Is there any actual difference between a fight with Chuck Norris and an artillery duel?

I thought Warcraft was, like, swords and magic and shit.

Thanks, Josh
for that tidbit about the upcoming tour.

It wasn't offensive, Lobsters, just painfully stupid.

Cat can ball.

You know, conservatives really have it tough in this country. My heart goes out to them.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

For 400 years, that word has kept us down.
It took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. Now we're in the big leagues, getting our turn to bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.

I'd pay to watch Amelie hate-fuck…well, anyone, really.

WHERE'S FIREFLY?!

I used to work in the Academie Francaise, but it didn't do me any good at all. And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid, but it didn't teach me nothing I recall. And the Library of Congress you would have thought would hold some key, but it didn't and neither did the Bodlean Library. In The British…

It's something they use in coal mining, father.

Well, when there's a lot of anal rape going on, you really do want running water.

Tintin.

The HRE itself was overrated. I'm a Byzantine man, myself.

Wake me
when Anne Murray dies.

Suppose he's got a pointed stick.

Who weeps for Paul Scanlon?