Fred 2: CHRISTMAS GIFTS

I can't wait
for the Tyra episode where she "experiences" the life of a paraplegic by spending 3 days in a wheelchair while the cameras are rolling and tearfully recounting the horror of it all later while the cameras are rolling. She is such a special person.

If Kate Gosselin was a tree, she'd be one of those trees that eat people, like in Poltergeist.

Has Gweneth been informed?

Dana Gould?

I think it's only a matter of time before Stabler is revealed as a serial rapist.

Don't you hate pants?

You think there are people in this country who haven't already been faxed a picture of your dick?

The problem is that Jesus keeps getting back up.

But he's just a primitive cave commentor. Your modern pronouns and articles frighten and confuse him.

Me gato es muy blanco.

La pluma de mi tia es en la mesa.

Then why say anything?

She used both names. The "E" stands for Elizabeth.

Another fine Elizabeth Daily vehicle.

GO AWAY!

You know what Teen Wolf character never gets enough love? Coach Finstock.

If you like the cold war backdrop, you should read the novel sometime. Clarke brings the Chinese in in a big way.

And shoulders.

Just what I was thinking. "The Super-Duper Preteen Girl And Menopausal Mom Shirtless Dracula Hour" is very Gillettesque. And bravo, btw.