Flying piranha's been done.

"I'm not only the Hair Club President, I'm also a client."

My favorite scene in the original Harvey was when Jimmy Stewart starts masturbating in front of his therapist.

God DAMN, that was fantastic.

I like Ultimatum. I thought the Waterloo scene was particularly good. It demonstrated Greengrass' talents as a director, I thought. Who would've thought a scene where two guys are walking around in a train station could be so tense and enjoyable?

If I were in a train station and heard someone use the term "post-haste," I'd skedaddle.

There's nothing like the cold, cold light of the television screen to positively enhance your Holiday Season(TM).

Tell me more, Raymond.

The only TMJ fan I ever met was a bit of a bizarre encounter. I was vacationing with mom and pop on Cape Cod, and this strange guy from New York came up to me on the beach, apparently enamored of my Youth of Today t-shirt (I was never really a big fan, but I was wearing the old shirt nonetheless). He was a big…

No. Although I quite liked yours after all the dry heaving was over, the one I was referring to was:

Dead baby joke thread.
Cuisinart.

Oh, it counts.

Andy Cohen is the servant of the power behind the Nothing.

I'll be watching you, Newton.

Sorry, that was a mistake. I thought I was reading a different article about a different film by a different director at some other point in my life.

I'd say Van Sant's increasingly grating penchant for casting beautiful young men who can't act in what would otherwise be good films has finally made it into the territory of the truly surreal.

The toilet paper I bring will be in multiple bright colors, but my clothes will be camouflage, so BEST OF LUCK TO YOU.

Ah, but Mr. Pierce, can't you think of a number of good reasons to treat this feature they way it was intended to be treated?

SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS MAY ALREADY BE THIS FUCKED.

*smoking*