Sodamizer?

Diabeetus is all the crazy Diabeetus needs.

I second that emotion.

You didn't.

For how long
will Leno's show be on The Tolerability Index? Maybe it should get a permanent spot. You could just place images of Jay Leno where those little leaf-things are on the title card to remind everyone that he always has a place here.

I know I've wanted to take a cruise to Rio ever since I saw Bus 174.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PYGMY HORSES??!!??
PYGMY HORSES!!

*rasberry*

it's funny how both sides have their completely incompatible percentages of the population who are for/against the plan.

Isn't it obvious?

I keep hoping
I'll wake up from this horrible nightmare where it's 2009 and Melrose Place is back on the air. But it's like one of those Nightmare on Elm Street movies and I just can't seem to do it. Or sleep paralysis.

I thought Freeman played a guy named Arty Morty.

RAME-TEP!!

Is that the same episode where they solved an unlikely crime with SCIENCE and then Marge Helgenspialadocious came in all backlit?

The 7 Percent Solution is also an interesting film.

I'm black, y'all
and I'm black, y'all
and I'm black and I'm black and I'm black, y'all

Get the papers.

Bosco?
His fucking name is Bosco?

Man, turn around and eat your big ass biscuit.

Man, turn around and eat your big ass biscuit.