Can't Diabeetus have both? I would think Diabeetus is without limitations.

"Was it all just a goddamned lie?"
Well, yes.

Strange things, I hear strange things coming out of that halfwit's mouth.

…and then Jesus says, "Give me a beer and a mop."

Dammit, you're missing the point. She's not "trampling on anyone's rights." She's just doing her part to fulfill God's plan. There's a world of difference. Huge.

Have to agree with you on your assessment of Gooding's character. Him and his wife are a couple of fucking assholes.

Can I get you a towel?

Blow my mind.

That's true. How insightful.

The really sickening thing is that if she decided to kill off the entire audience on one episode, as long as she set it up just like the free car incident, those soulless, pre-menopausal fuckwits would still probably hoot and cheer and give her big, hysterical hugs before their grisly executions.

I saw a fuckin ghost this one time, shit.
Buy Cabo Wabo! Drink responsibly!

Ileana Douglas has never seen a ghost. Her's was a near-death experience where she died briefly and woke up in jew heaven.

He's perfect for this show, though, because he has SEEN SHIT THAT WOULD TURN YOU WHITE.

PotSIE.

Another vote for Out of Sight.

Cloudy With A Chance of Golden Showers.

I'd also just like to add that no one, AngryPaw, no one thought it was a real U2 single.

I'm still haggling with the USCO.

I would probably like Denis more had I not seen Trouble Every Day.

*throws pants in anger*