You're beautiful, man.

We need to bring back the draft.

Not that I will ever watch this, but my suspicion is that shows like this are as real as Professional Wrestling and in this production, every character has been cast as a heel.  I wouldn't be surprised if they're mostly nice women in real life.  Which of course, makes this all even more inexcusable.

Oh man, you need to shop that idea around.  Real wives of professional wrestlers could be an amazing reality show.

You win by having people forget that you were Nazis.

I'd like you to come on, Come on, come on, 
And take it! Break another little chunk of my lung now mister!

jesus christ.

I went to a fancy college and I'd say it was one third people who were just naturally good students who had normal childhoods, one third were kids who were pushed very hard, and one third were both.  Ten years after graduation, it's the kids who were really pushed who are the most successful.

Hipsters my friend, hipsters.

Do the episode from the old guy's perspective, and it's an episode of Louie.  This was great.

I saw Dylan in 97 when Time Out Of Mind was still new. It was amazing.

I can assure you it isn't a put-on. That's Julian's personality in real life, and he really isn't making very much money off of it. He's a strange dude. Nice as hell though.

Although according to those ads, I'm supposed to be shaving my junk now.

I'd suggest never moving to New York City then, ryan.

Man. I find this show hilarious. I laugh so hard I have to rewind it to hear all the jokes.

I agree with the sentiment that the movie would be more crowd-pleasing if it were about 2/3 the length, but on the other hand the movie has a job to do. It needs to tell the Ramayana in a reasonably complete way. It's a long weird poem and there was very little in the movie that was superfluous detail.

I thought Manmeet was a woman's name. I knew a Sikh girl named Manmeet in college.

Sucks to the galaxy wide space celebration!

I love the (original) ending to RotJ. They've blown up the Death Star and killed Vader but who knows what happens next. The Ewoks and random Rebel soldiers are boozing it up, but the principles seem to be sharing a feeling of "OK, what the hell happens now?"

Those aren't tears. See a doctor.