Greenpeace blood facials. Daily.

Please, please, please be real. I know we'll end up hating you. Hell, I hate you now. But between you and the Short Round poster, for some horrible reason, I NEED this.

The Host is superior to other things.

I think Winkler is really holding his own here, and this episode was no exception. "You happened to knock over a tray of urine while being 9 months pregnant, while wearing roller skates on a freshly mopped floor. It could have happened to no one." The delivery was dead on, I tell ya.

That Short Round schtick just made my day. For really reals.

He used that Charlie Sheen picture one time too many. Oh, how he loved that Charlie Sheen picture!

I'll miss you most of all, Halfway House.

Human Giant and UCB are definitely the best sketch shows since Mr. Show. There, I said it.

Imagine my surprise to see a Weeds season premiere that doesn't involve Nancy banging her way out of yet another crappy drug dealer's clutches. I like where this is headed. Just find an actual use for Doug, and we might just have a decent season on our hands. Also, review the damn thing weekly, already.

/Slow clap.

Well done, miss. Well done.

They can use the profits from the flipped trailer to buy a coffin. A small coffin.

I got it! Headline reads: "Spun Dunn Spun Last One". What a fun pun! For realsies, though, millionaires should probably just pony up for DD's at this point.

Please…do you have any information on what kind of floor he has?

Here's a big maybe. Maybe they fear the wrath of the kind of people who barely missed their chance to murder Tila Tequila. We've all thought about it, but they got dangerously close. I would totally cancel that show.

Finally! A believable role, amidst all of this shitty casting. This is a good year!

Mr. Manning is correct. Muse are the lead innovators in the field of god-awful, horrible music. The industry would make no strides without their tireless efforts. Godspeed, men. Godspeed. um…California.

You'd better put it back so he can celebrate INDEPENDENCE DAY.

0.253 cubic Danzigs= 1 Kevin Spacey.

James Franco is curently trading at 1.21 Danzigs.