So… Exactly how sexy ARE these pants? If the answer is "too sexy", then I'll take two.

Please, dear Universe, don't let this suck. I'm begging you.

My ranch is pathetic, as are its contents.

Same thoughts, exactly.

I'm expecting
that this will suck.

I too, am not actually what I claim to be. Not technically related to the Honorable James Franco.

It's fine. I'm sure the next time the government comes this catastrophically close to a budget-related shutdown, there'll be even more people on the hate list. None of whom, undoubtedly, will be the cause of our hatred.

I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, etc….

Seconded.

50 bucks says he'll have the only non-soiled outfit in the whole damn movie.

But… This one has Drake in it! One of the most monotonous voices I've heard in a long time is going to be in an animated film. This reeks of suck.

This thread is full of balloonery!

GWAR covers "Pussy Control"!

Britta. Lookin as clean as the water filtration device she's named after. Mmmm…. (wipes up drool shamefully)

You are definitely gonna get some hot GWAR sex. Tomorrow. On Friday.

Just you wait until he releases "Madea goes to Italy." He'll do right by us.

It's never to late to act like you're from the future. Just add some laser sound effects, and……BLAM! From the future. Class of 3008, bitches!

Whatever happened to just hating him for getting rid of Super-Sized milkshakes? I miss those goddamn things, and he's a complete douche for filming what we already knew would happen.

Judge Judy was just the douchebasket that opened the door for cheap, Sue-it-yourself afternoon tv shows.

Fans of Animals as Leaders put their fingers EVERYWHERE.