Like that other movie, the one with the old guy and the young guy who was a different color but they got past their differences when one of them died?

That name really needs to be registered.

Swiggsleyville, Kentucky. The year: 1987.

Good call on Nancy Walls. She's one of the good'ns.

4. Crystal Light

Needs more James Franco. Put him in there, because he belongs everywhere.

The scene in Closer where Jude Law hangs his little pervert head after admitting to stalking Julia Roberts.

Nuuuuuuuupe.

But he works for mommy dearest. Job security defined.

Pam calling the kidnapper a pussy repeatedly was the hands-down winner. Comedy gold. I'm not sure there's a huge line of women out there capable of repeatedly taking punches to the face, then openly asking for more.

Doesn't Kick-Ass at least have one great scene going for it? It totally earns points when the kid walking down the street gets shot for wearing a Kick-Ass costume. It gives me hope for the genre.

More nudity. In all directions. A real life super hero movie done like that Alicia Silverstone scene in that god awful Batman movie would earn an A+. I have terrible taste in movies.

Yeah! And where were the "hard-hitting" questions about An American Crime? Get it? (hangs head in shame)

Is that not part of the plan?
I must use the nukes
I can't kill you all with my hands

Doug Filiak.

I'm half Franco, on my father's side.