He should probably only burn it down once.

Winehouse's Monster is known to softly mutter "Fank you verry much." after every one of its performances.

That was Mr. W. K. Such a letdo.w.n.

I hate to say it, but this song is toast and Soulja Boisenberry Jam.

Fat chicks need love too, even if from questionable sources. We don't ask, they don't tell.

You're all wrong! It's James Franco and Kevin James in the new, somehow-totally-different body-switching comedy "This Is Bananas!"

This just in! "Long-Running Joke Makes Short-Running Show!"

As Chief Franconomist, I concur.

Short list:

Children of Men, man. That put me in teartown.

All remaining dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this film.

At least they let her drive A GIANT ROBOT CAT. Some countries don't let women drive cars. A tip of the hat to any place that lets a woman drive a giant robot cat.

Anyone care to explain this "real life" thing? I've googled the hell out of it, and can't for the life of me figure out what this meme is all about.

I'm surprised he doesn't appear as "STAFF" when he comments.

I'll second Taumpy on the EVL nomination. Give Mr. Lee 1st place, and put EVL in a close second. Day-makers, the whole lot.

Bravo, sir!

And you are my template-tribute hero, Mr. Willis.

And could you actually keep an eye on the Bane stuff? I'm tired of seeing a re-imagining of a re-imagining made with no imagination. Fix it, Noles.

Nail on the head, sir.

I really thought Maura Tierney was going to breathe some desperately needed life back into this show, but alas, more absurd pandering to an audience that doesn't even care anymore. At least we'll finally get to see Tommy die in a fire. About damn time.